10 Things to Do When You Are Bored


10 Things To Do When You Are Bored

Here We Go…

1. Peek into a mirror and shyly look away, IMMEDIATELY look again and pretend you don’t see anything.

2. Capture your taco bell results in a jar and seal it up to enjoy at a later date.

3. Rummage through the neighbor’s garbage, find a rancid object, and obediently bring it back to the neighbors and hand it to them.

4. Falsely accuse a stranger of passing gas.

5. Emerge from a deep sleep only to stagger aimlessly into a closet and swiftly close that door tight.

6. When no one is looking, slide on your floor slowly and discretely.

7. Do your hair, makeup (if you are a woman, or man I suppose…) and get into your best outfit, then immediately go take a warm shower.

8. Make faces at yourself in a mirror, then suddenly startle yourself with a quick slap to your cheek.

9. Happily slap your right thigh until it is an angry red color. Cover it up with makeup… then do it again…

10. Take a random friend out to lunch, tell them it is on you. When the bill comes, leave… quickly.

I hope that some of these you will find useful, for when you are feeling that boredom bug.



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